Dumbest Spam Ever

I thought the whole point of spam was to look like something that, when someone saw it in their email, said someone would actually open. In which case, what idiot thought a subject line of Could This Be the One? from some chick at abcarpetcleaners.com would trick anyone into thinking Prince Charming was on the inside? Is he going to come clean my carpets? I didn't open it, so I guess I'm doomed to a life of never knowing. Mr. Charming, you're invited. But if you don't look an awful lot like Adrian Paul, I'm not letting you in.

Sheesh.

Other than that, I'm not too crabby today. Don't know why. Seems kind of odd.

P.S. I know how spam works, it just wants to be there, spamming out my important emails from A Word A Day and my mom, hoping it gets lucky and there will be a preview pane open or else it'll just get opened by accident. But my way is more fun. If you're crab. Which I'm not today. Go figure.