jewel on line at last

This is my personal weblog where I get to be as crabby as I want to be.


Oh, here's a news flash: Obesity has been linked to portion size. My God! What a stunning discovery. Why, this means people get fat because they eat TOO MUCH! J.H. Christ. Who would ever have guessed. Hope the Nobel committee is paying attention to this one. Is it possible that my pants are a wee bit tight because I ate too much Belgian chocolate during Christmas? What a shocker.