E d i t o r i a l ö Advice and Letters to jewel ön line

Editor: Eslie Waslh - November 2001

Dear jewel on line:
My dog ran away. What should I do?
Signed - doggone sad.

Dear Sad: Go find him.

Dear jewel on line:
The other day, I had dinner with Elvis and I think I used an oyster fork for the salad. What should I do?
Signed - Theking Isgone.

Dear Isgone: Put away all the forks in your house and never touch them again. You're obviously a danger to yourself and others.

Dear jewel on line:
I really enjoy reading jewel on line. Eslie Walsh is my favorite! She rocks. Do you think I could have a picture of you and Raj?
Signed - U.N. Real.

Dear Real: How sweet. No.